Posted by: Joan Spiller | May 7, 2010

Useful cooking definitions


Now I don’t want this blog to turn into a cookery school but that said, I thought this might be useful for those of you new to cooking .. So, without further ado here are some definitions to aid your understanding when tackling meal preparation for friends and family .. Let’s start with my all time fave: Offal..

Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.

Yoghurt: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk.
Yoghurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound.
The other two are goulash and squid.

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients that you do not have in your pantry, to be concocted using utensils you don’t own, that will end up in a dish the dog won’t eat the rest of. 

Porridge: Thick oatmeal rarely found on tables since children were granted the right to sue their parents.
The name is an amalgamation of the words “Putrid”, “hORRId” and “sluDGE”.

Preheat: To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that your arms and fingers may be burned when the food is put in, as well as when it is removed.

Oven: Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.

Microwave Oven: Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.

Calorie: Basic measure of the amount of rationalisation offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.

Hope this helps!

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